Aussie sarcasm meets hostage-level humour. The Duct Duct Tape tee is for the legends who are one more dumb comment away from full-blown DIY rage. Loud in orange and bold in message, this shirt’s a walking warning label for mates, coworkers, or anyone game enough to test your patience.
Perfect for tradies, campers, or grumpy uncles with a dark sense of humour and a well-stocked toolbox. Whether you’re slingin’ tools, wrangling the kids, or just over everyone’s crap, this tee brings the heat and the laughs — no batteries required, just attitude.
Soft, comfy, and sharp as your comebacks. Wear it proud and watch the smartasses back up a step.