$39.00 AUD
Regular price $35.10 AUDLet’s get one thing straight — the planet isn’t.
The 4WD Because Earth Is Not Flat Tee is for the off-roaders who scoff at bitumen and laugh in the face of potholes. Whether you're conquering corrugations, bouncing through bog holes, or setting up camp where the GPS gives up — this shirt is your badge of honour.
Worn by legends who live for the low range, this tee speaks fluent UHF and smells faintly of campfire and diesel. It’s the perfect gear for those who believe suspension articulation is a personality trait, and that the only flat surface you need is the stubby holder on your dash.
Perfect for:
🚙 Proud 4WD owners with no time for pavement
🌏 Anyone who prefers dirt tracks over data tracks
🛻 Bush-bound adventurers, convoy commanders & tyre-pressure tinkerers
Details:
- Tough cotton blend made to survive the scrub
- Unisex fit — built for comfort on long-haul drives and recovery missions
- Long-lasting print to keep the message loud and proud
- Makes a ripper gift for your camping crew or that mate who’s always stuck in 2WD