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Black t-shirt with an image of a brown Holden Colorado truck and the text 'COLORADO HOLDEN MY BEER.'
Black t-shirt with an image of a brown Holden Colorado truck and the text 'COLORADO HOLDEN MY BEER.'

Funny Colorado T-Shirt

$39.00 AUD

$29.25 AUD
Color
Black
Size

You didn’t buy it to play it safe. You bought it to send it sideways.
The Holden Colorado might be the unofficial cousin of the D-MAX, but that doesn’t mean it wheels any less hard — just louder, riskier, and occasionally on fire.

This tee’s for the driver who:

  • Proudly says “Same engine as an Isuzu, mate!” at least once a week

  • Uses the loud pedal for steering

  • Has duct tape in the glovebox and confidence in the right foot

  • Thinks recovery points are “more of a guideline”

If your Colorado’s more scratch than shine — this one’s stitched for you.
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