Let’s be honest — it’s not the mozzies, the drop loos, or the lack of WiFi that gets to you. It’s people. Loud, messy, “What are you doing for work these days?” types. The I Hate People Hoodie is for those who go bush specifically to avoid all that.
With its retro sunset stripes, tent pitched far from civilisation, and a vibe that screams leave me the hell alone, this hoodie is warm, comfy, and quietly savage. Whether you’re hiding out at a remote camp spot or just trying to survive a servo stop without small talk, this jumper’s got your back — and your mood.
Perfect for introverts, solo campers, or anyone who’s skipped a family BBQ “for mental health reasons” (read: the bush was calling).
Perfect for:
🌲 The mate who brings a swag and leaves the group chat on read
🔥 Those who think “remote” means no one within 5km
🛻 4WDers who ghost the convoy and camp solo in peace
Details:
- Soft fleece lining for warm, quiet mornings
- Unisex fit with chill, roomy vibes
- Distressed retro design with low-key antisocial energy
- Great gift for introverts, hermits, and serial ditchers