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If I Wanted to Listen to an Arsehole, I’d Fart Hoodie

$59.00 AUD

$44.25 AUD
Color
Blue
Size

Cold night? Warm hoodie. Hot take.
The If I Wanted to Listen to an Arsehole, I’d Fart hoodie brings the perfect mix of comfort and chaos — ideal for keeping warm while you drop truth bombs and one-liners.

Soft, fleecy, and full of attitude, it’s the ultimate campfire hoodie for people who speak fluent sarcasm.

Perfect for:
💨 Blokes with no filter
🔥 Campfire comedians & 4WDers
🍻 Anyone who enjoys stirring the pot

Details:

  • Fleece-lined cotton/poly blend

  • Unisex fit

  • Printed in Australia

  • Machine washable
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