People? Not a Big Fan Hoodie
Crowds? Nah mate. This hoodie’s for the legends who’d rather be lost in the bush than found in a shopping centre. Featuring bold block text that reads “People – Not A Big Fan,” it’s the ultimate uniform for the proudly antisocial, nature-loving hermits among us. Perfect for solo camp missions, quiet 4WD runs, or fishing trips where the only convo is between you and the esky.
Built with heavyweight warmth and a front pouch to keep your hands to yourself, it’s ideal for those brisk mornings when you’d rather be off-grid than on Zoom. Whether you’re dodging small talk at the servo or letting the crew know not to expect a group chat reply anytime soon — this hoodie speaks loud enough so you don’t have to.
Great gift for your grumpy uncle, the antisocial fisho, or yourself (if your dream campsite has no reception and zero neighbours).