$59.00 AUD
Regular price $44.25 AUDThis hoodie doesn’t scream “leave me alone”... but it politely whispers it. The Selectively Social Hoodie is for the campers, 4WDers and bush wanderers who aren’t anti-social — they just prefer not to interact unless absolutely necessary (or there’s snacks).
Featuring a relaxed skeleton giving chill vibes with a flower in hand, this design perfectly captures your ideal social setting: silent, scenic, and surrounded by people who get it — or better yet, no one.
It’s warm, soft, and perfect for chilly fire-side nights when your mouth says “yep” but your face says “don’t sit near me.”
Perfect for:
💀 Campers who disappear for “me time” and never come back
🌲 Social ninjas who only speak to dogs and trees
😌 Legends who curate their circle like they pack their gear — very carefully
Details:
- Fleece-lined warmth for those cold, quiet mornings
- Relaxed unisex fit for comfort and strategic ghosting
- Detailed vintage skeleton print with introvert-approved messaging
- The ideal hoodie for the selectively social and socially exhausted