For those days when your tolerance is thinner than a camp mattress — enter the Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today Tee. It’s blunt, it’s brutal, and it’s exactly what your face can’t say during that first round of Monday morning muppetry.
Featuring a grinning skeleton flicking the ol' peace sign (or is it two fingers for “rack off”?), this tee speaks fluent sarcasm — so you don’t have to. Ideal for the worksite clown wrangler, the pub philosopher, or the parent running purely on caffeine and contempt.
Printed on a comfy cotton blend and built to last longer than your patience, it’s perfect for rough days, fishing trips with rookies, or just warning the world you’re not here for their nonsense.
Wear it loud, wear it proud, and maybe (just maybe) you’ll save someone from themselves. Or not. Either way, you'll look like a deadset legend doing it.