Gone fishin’? Nah, just mentally offline. Whether you're camping in the bush or mentally clocked out mid-meeting, this tee sums it up without saying a word (because talking takes effort).
With distressed typewriter-style text on a solid black background, this shirt keeps it real and a little bit feral — just the way we like it. Perfect for weekend warriors, introverted legends, or anyone running on one brain cell and a flat white.
Chuck it on at the campsite, pub, or while ignoring every group chat. It’s comfy, classic, and as honest as your last sick day excuse.
Zero updates. No signal. Mentally outta service.