$59.00 AUD
Regular price $44.25 AUDThis isn’t just a hoodie — it’s a public service announcement. The No Energy Hoodie is for those days when your social battery’s flatter than your camp mattress, and the only thing you’re pretending is that this coffee’s doing anything.
With big, bold lettering and zero sugar-coating, this jumper’s perfect for chilly camp mornings, grumpy servo runs, or pretending to enjoy small talk at the van park (you’re not fooling anyone). Soft on the inside, savage on the outside — just like you.
Pull it on and let the hoodie do the heavy lifting. You didn’t come out here to be polite — you came for peace, bacon, and hot drinks in silence.
Perfect for:
😤 Grumpy campers, early risers & hangover survivors
🧣 Mornings when the swag’s warm but your mood isn’t
☕ Anyone who needs coffee before conversation
Details:
- Fleece-lined for maximum warmth, minimum tolerance
- Unisex fit with a roomy cut for layering or hiding your RBF
- Bold print that stops people in their tracks (as intended)
- A+ gift for introverts, shift workers, and mood-swinging bush dwellers