Not Here to Fuck Spiders Tee
$27.00 USD
Regular price $24.00 USD
$27.00 USD
Regular price $24.00 USDStraight to the point and not muckin’ about. The Not Here to F** Spiders* tee is the ultimate Aussie power move — loud, cheeky, and 100% committed to gettin’ it done. Whether you're on the job, at the pub, or kicking off a weekend mission, this shirt lets everyone know you’ve clocked in and you're not here to faff around.
Featuring a bold redback spider graphic and that iconic Aussie phrase in distressed block text, this one’s built for blokes and sheilas who know their way around a hard day, a cold beer, and a solid bit of sarcasm.
Comfy, durable, and guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a double take), it’s the perfect tee for tradies, campers, pub rats, or anyone who brings main character energy to the job site or firepit.