Fishing’s never been this filthy. Our "I Like It When She Bends… But I Love It When She Tugs on My Worm and Swallows" hoodie is an absolute pisser for any angler who loves a laugh as much as they love a line in the water. It’s crude, it’s bold, and it’s guaranteed to get a reaction—especially around the campfire or at the pub after a big day on the boat.
Why it's reely good gear:
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Warm, thick hoodie—perfect for frosty mornings on the river
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Unisex fit, made for fishos with a cheeky streak
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Hilarious and eye-catching—100% inappropriate in all the right ways
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Ideal gift for your fishing mates who love double meanings as much as double hookups
| Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
| XS | 49 | 69.5 |
| Small | 52 | 72 |
| Medium | 55 | 74.5 |
| Large | 58 | 77 |
| XL | 61 | 79.5 |
| 2XL | 64 | 82 |
| 3XL | 67 | 84.5 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
Fishing’s never been this filthy. Our "I Like It When She Bends… But I Love It When She Tugs on My Worm and Swallows" hoodie is an absolute pisser for any angler who loves a laugh as much as they love a line in the water. It’s crude, it’s bold, and it’s guaranteed to get a reaction—especially around the campfire or at the pub after a big day on the boat.
Why it's reely good gear:
-
Warm, thick hoodie—perfect for frosty mornings on the river
-
Unisex fit, made for fishos with a cheeky streak
-
Hilarious and eye-catching—100% inappropriate in all the right ways
-
Ideal gift for your fishing mates who love double meanings as much as double hookups
| Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
| XS | 49 | 69.5 |
| Small | 52 | 72 |
| Medium | 55 | 74.5 |
| Large | 58 | 77 |
| XL | 61 | 79.5 |
| 2XL | 64 | 82 |
| 3XL | 67 | 84.5 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.