You don’t drive a ute — you operate a land yacht. You don’t “go camping” — you relocate a small suburb. And parallel parking? That’s someone else’s problem.
This shirt’s for the RAM owners who:
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Tow 24-footers like they’re box trailers
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Measure fuel economy in litres per blink
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Can reverse a triple setup but still struggle with shopping centres
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Know their rig drinks more than Uncle Kev at Chrissy
The missus says it’s too big. But she picked the leather seats and won’t ride in anything without climate control in the back.