Not anti-social. Just sick of people who suck. The Selectively Social Tee lets everyone know you’re not rude — you’re just highly allergic to small talk, fake laughs, and energy vampires.
This edgy design features a skeleton with a flower and a ‘don’t care’ attitude, wrapped in vintage-style script that perfectly sums up your social strategy: talk only to legends, tolerate the rest from a distance.
Perfect for solo campers, quiet rebels, and the one in the crew who disappears mid-trip for “a walk” that lasts 4 hours. This tee’s soft, breathable, and the ultimate expression of carefully curated companionship.
Perfect for:
💀 Introverts with a wicked sense of humour
🌻 Bushwalkers who’d rather chat to trees
🫢 People who can socialise — they just don’t want to
Details:
- Lightweight cotton blend for maximum comfort & minimum small talk
- Unisex fit for quietly chaotic legends
- Vintage print with skeleton chic, sarcasm, and strong lone-wolf energy
- Ideal gift for the selectively social camper, hiker or fire-side lurker