We’re not alcoholics, alright? They go to meetings — we go camping.
Introducing the Camping Drunks Hoodie, the unofficial uniform of every legend who’s ever cracked a cold one next to a roaring fire and called it “outdoor therapy.” Perfect for those who prefer swags over AA, eskies over excuses, and think ‘Happy Hour’ should be a campsite ritual.
Featuring a classic caravan, some pine trees, and a dangerously relatable message, this hoodie lets everyone know where your priorities lie — good mates, good drinks, and no phone reception. It’s a statement piece for the bush chook enthusiast, wine-sipping glamper, or rum-sinking camp cook.
Built from a warm cotton blend with a kangaroo pocket and a hoodie you can hide your hangover under, it’s snug enough for chilly nights and sturdy enough for surprise lawn-chair stacks.
Wear it to the campground, your next caravan rally, or that one mate’s paddock party that always turns into a two-day bender.