Welcome to camp, legend — where the mozzies bite and the only rule is: no sooks allowed. This tee pulls no punches. With “Quitcherbitchin – If You’re Not a Happy Camper, Take a Hike” slapped across the front, it’s the perfect uniform for anyone who’s had enough of campsite whingers.
Whether you're setting up the swag, cracking a cold one, or just throwing shade at the resident drama queen — this shirt does the talking so you don’t have to.
Details:
✔️ Soft cotton blend for all-day bush comfort
✔️ Unisex fit – true to size
✔️ Perfect for caravan park stirrers, grumpy dads, or sassy mums with zero tolerance
✔️ Printed in Australia for maximum backyard sass
Pack the marshmallows, not the attitude.
| Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
| Small | 47 | 71 |
| Medium | 52 | 75 |
| Large | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| XL | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
| 4XL | 75 | 87 |
| 5XL | 80 | 89 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.