Sometimes you send it. Sometimes you chicken out. And sometimes you loudly ask “Where’s the chicken track?” before someone else gets bogged and blames you. This cheeky hoodie features a lifted 4WD, a rogue cartoon chook, and the ultimate question every smart 4WDer secretly asks.
Perfect for anyone who knows it’s not weak to seek the bypass — just strategic.
Details:
✔️ Fleece-lined hoodie for chilly trail mornings
✔️ Unisex fit – for smart drivers, not show-offs
✔️ Bold graphic with a classic Aussie punchline
✔️ Printed in Australia with a solid dose of self-deprecating humour
Because making it home in one piece > impressing that bloke in the Patrol.
| Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
| XS | 49 | 69.5 |
| Small | 52 | 72 |
| Medium | 55 | 74.5 |
| Large | 58 | 77 |
| XL | 61 | 79.5 |
| 2XL | 64 | 82 |
| 3XL | 67 | 84.5 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.