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Step aside, because this "Hold My Beer and Watch This" Tank is for the legends who always have a trick (or a stubby) up their sleeve. Whether you’re the guy pulling off epic cannonballs or just cracking jokes by the esky, this tank screams good times and big laughs.
Crafted from breathable, lightweight cotton, this tank is all about keeping you cool while you’re up to mischief in the Aussie sun. It’s got a relaxed fit that’s perfect for BBQs, camping trips, or throwing back beers with your mates at the pub. The bold text graphic ensures everyone knows you’re about to do something unforgettable (or hilariously questionable).
Ideal for blokes who can’t resist a good laugh or a cheeky dare, this tank is a killer gift for your mate who’s always the life of the party. Pair it with boardies, thongs, and a beer in hand, and you’re good to go. Whether you're jumping off the jetty or just talking big, this tank has your back – because no great story ever started with "hold my water."
| Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
| XS | 45 | 69 |
| Small | 48 | 72 |
| Medium | 51 | 75 |
| Large | 54 | 78 |
| XL | 57 | 81 |
| 2XL | 60 | 84 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.