Raise the anchor and lower your standards — this tee is for the crew who aren’t here to play nice.
The Ahoy Fuckers Tee is the perfect uniform for boat days, beach camps, jetty hangs, and any situation where you want to greet the world with the enthusiasm of a half-sauced pirate.
Comfortable, durable, and unapologetically rude — just how you like it.
Why legends love it:
🛟 Big bold print they can read from the next boat ramp
🍺 Perfect for fishos, boaties, campers, and cheeky mates
🌊 Soft, breathable fabric for summer on the water
😂 Guaranteed to offend someone (which is half the fun)
🎁 A ripper gift for your loudest mate
Details:
- Premium unisex tee
- Soft and lightweight
- High-quality print
- Available in multiple sizes