Ain’t nothin’ romantic about traffic lights and latte queues. This “Roses are red, mud is brown...” vinyl sticker is the poetic truth every off-roader knows deep in their diffs — time in the bush beats town life every time.
Perfect for 4WDers who prefer mud over malls, and creek crossings over coffee shops. This weatherproof, UV-resistant decal sticks strong to dusty windows, dirty panels or anywhere else that’s seen a bit of action off the blacktop.
It’s tough enough to survive pressure washes, river splashes and the occasional emotional breakdown when your winch cable snaps. Add a bit of bush wisdom (and cheek) to your rig and show the world you’re more bullbar than boujee.
Stick it on, hit the tracks, and let the city folk keep their concrete jungle — we’ll take the mud, thanks.
Why you'll bloody love it:
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Durable, weather-resistant vinyl for Aussie off-road adventures.
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Easy-to-apply to windows, panels, or anywhere your rig needs a laugh.
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Ideal humorous gift for keen 4WDers, campers, and bush-bashers.
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Guaranteed to earn nods of approval out on the tracks.
NOTE: please follow manufacturer and state gov rules regarding sticker placement