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Cut the chatter and cast the line with the Don’t Bitch, Just Fish Tank. Whether you’re battling the elements or just patiently waiting for a bite, this cheeky tank is a nod to all anglers who know that fishing is more about action than excuses. With its bold text design and sharp fishing graphic, this tank is a statement piece for the fishing-obsessed.
Crafted for ultimate comfort, this tank is made from breathable, lightweight fabric that’s perfect for long days on the water. Its relaxed fit keeps you cool while giving you the freedom to cast, reel, and land that monster catch. Ideal for sunny boat days, riverside chilling, or even backyard BBQs with your fishing mates, this tank blends humour and practicality effortlessly.
A great choice for seasoned anglers or fishing rookies, this tank also makes a perfect gift for that one mate who needs a little less talk and a bit more action. Pair it with boardies, sunnies, and your favourite fishing hat for a complete “ready to reel” look.
So, next time someone’s having a whinge, just point to your tank and let them know: "Don’t Bitch, Just Fish."
| Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
| XS | 45 | 69 |
| Small | 48 | 72 |
| Medium | 51 | 75 |
| Large | 54 | 78 |
| XL | 57 | 81 |
| 2XL | 60 | 84 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.