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Need a break from the chaos (and people)? The "I Camp Because Punching People is Frowned Upon" hoodie is here to keep you warm, comfy, and laughing on every camping trip. Designed for campers who find peace in the bush and humour in life’s quirks, this hoodie is your trusty companion for chilly nights by the fire or early-morning hikes.
Crafted from soft, durable fabric, this hoodie offers the perfect blend of comfort and warmth. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for layering, while the bold, cheeky print ensures you’ll stand out at the campsite (for all the right reasons).
Whether you're venting frustration through campfire stories or simply embracing the beauty of solitude, this hoodie speaks to your soul. It’s not just apparel—it’s a statement for every adventurer who values quiet nights under the stars over noisy crowds.
Perfect as a gift or a treat for yourself, this hoodie guarantees laughs and nods of agreement from your fellow campers. Warm up, tune out, and let the great outdoors recharge you. After all, there’s nothing like a bit of camping therapy to remind you why you love the quiet life!
| Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
| XS | 49 | 69.5 |
| Small | 52 | 72 |
| Medium | 55 | 74.5 |
| Large | 58 | 77 |
| XL | 61 | 79.5 |
| 2XL | 64 | 82 |
| 3XL | 67 | 84.5 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.