I Camp Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Tank

Sometimes, the best way to avoid people is to head for the great outdoors – and what better way to say it than with the I Camp Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Tank? Perfect for campers with a sense of humour and a knack for keeping their cool (or at least trying), this tank is your ultimate sidekick for bush escapades.

Made with lightweight, breathable fabric, it’s designed to keep you cool while you pitch tents, chop wood, or chill around the campfire. The bold, tongue-in-cheek slogan will get a laugh from fellow campers while sending a subtle message to keep their distance.

Whether you’re out in the middle of nowhere or simply dreaming about your next trip, this tank is a great conversation starter – or deterrent, depending on how you’re feeling! It’s also the ideal gift for the camping enthusiast in your life who thrives on solitude and a good laugh.

Slip into the I Camp Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Tank, embrace the fresh air, and let the wild sort your zen. Because let’s face it – nothing beats a good laugh and a little wilderness therapy.

How to Measure:

• Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
• Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
• Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.