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Black t-shirt with a graphic of an off-road vehicle and text on a white background
Black t-shirt with a graphic of an off-road vehicle and text on a white background

Funny Nissan Patrol T-Shirt

$39.00 AUD

$29.25 AUD
Color
Black
Size

You don’t just drive a Patrol — you’ve pledged allegiance to the church of solid axles, spooly boys, and 20-year-old forum posts.
Your rig is either a factory diesel, a TD42-converted petrol, or a turbocharged time bomb with more wiring than sense.
You don’t trust modern tech — unless it’s a boost controller.
You’ve definitely said “should be right” before turning into a bog hole that swallowed a Hilux whole.
Your TikTok is 80% bonnet-up idle clips, 20% you telling your missus, “It’s just a little rebuild.”

You’re loud, lifted, unfiltered…
…and you wouldn’t drive anything else.
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