Funny Nissan Patrol T-Shirt
Regular price
$39.00 AUD
Color
Black
Size
You don’t just drive a Patrol — you’ve pledged allegiance to the church of solid axles, spooly boys, and 20-year-old forum posts.
Your rig is either a factory diesel, a TD42-converted petrol, or a turbocharged time bomb with more wiring than sense.
You don’t trust modern tech — unless it’s a boost controller.
You’ve definitely said “should be right” before turning into a bog hole that swallowed a Hilux whole.
Your TikTok is 80% bonnet-up idle clips, 20% you telling your missus, “It’s just a little rebuild.”
You’re loud, lifted, unfiltered…
…and you wouldn’t drive anything else.