Ever asked for directions in the Aussie outback? Then you know it’s less GPS, more “chuck a left at the gum tree and pray.” The Australia: Just Up the Road Mate tee brings every legendary, confusing, beer-fuelled set of bush directions to life. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remind the world: “Can't miss it, mate.”
Why you’ll love it:
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Soft, comfy unisex fit made for pub stops and dirt tracks
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Classic Aussie humour printed front and centre (well... back and centre)
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Durable, breathable cotton—perfect for corrugations and cold ones
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Hilarious gift for tourists, locals, and anyone who’s gotten hilariously lost
| Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
| Small | 47 | 71 |
| Medium | 52 | 75 |
| Large | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| XL | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
| 4XL | 75 | 87 |
| 5XL | 80 | 89 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.