You didn’t buy a Ranger. You chose not to. And now you’ve made it your full-time personality.
This tee is for the BT-50 bandit who:
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Talks more trash than torque
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Claims “It’s basically the same” to anyone who’ll listen
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Lives off footy, frozen meals, and Facebook Marketplace bargains
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Has a glovebox full of unpaid parking fines and one random spanner
You might not have the fanciest rig — but your banter budget is unlimited.