Funny Everest T-Shirt
Regular price
$39.00 AUD
Color
Black
Size
You bought the Everest for “adventure” — and by that, you meant school drop-offs with a hint of track vibes. You’ve got a snorkel just in case of flash flooding in the Woolies carpark, and a light bar that’s never seen darkness outside the driveway.
This tee’s for the Everest driver who:
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Packs like they’re crossing the Simpson, but only stays at powered sites
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Uses ‘Sport Mode’ to merge out of Bunnings
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Googles “Everest vs Ranger” once a month, just to be sure
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Owns a drone, but only films Nespresso pouring over a campfire
You're not underprepared — you’re over-organised. And you know it.