You didn’t buy a G-Wagon to camp.
You bought it to park beside a campsite and film the sunrise through tinted windows.
This tee’s for the glamping elite who:
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Refer to 4WDing as “exploring alternate routes”
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Engage low range only to reverse into luxury driveways
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Carry artisanal granola in the console, not recovery gear
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Say “It’s military-grade” but cry if it gets dusty
Perfect for the off-roader who wears white sneakers to the trailhead and plans their next mod based on Instagram likes — not ground clearance.