You didn’t buy a 4WD — you bought comfort, vibes, and the confidence to take on gravel (as long as there’s Spotify reception).
You saw “AWD” and thought, "I could totally camp now." You’ve got the picnic rug, the recovery tracks (still in plastic), and the unopened Aldi camp stove to prove it.
This tee’s for the Outlander legend who:
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Packs hummus, not a shovel
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Thinks airing down means letting the kids out
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Brings hiking poles… for aesthetics
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Wears trail gear but drives paved paths
You’re not lost. You’re strategically avoiding corrugations.