You bought the most capable off-roader… and then never left the pavement. Your idea of camping involves a linen robe, room service, and mild panic if your boots touch dirt.
This tee’s for the Range Rover driver who:
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Owns diff locks, but wouldn’t dare use them
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Carries recovery gear (it’s called an RACV Premium card)
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Insists “It’s more capable than a Cruiser” — while waiting for the infotainment to reboot
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Says “retreat” instead of “camp”
If you’ve ever turned back because your chinos creased — this one’s stitched for you.