You didn’t buy it to flex — you bought it because it had low range, was under six grand, and started on the day.
The Terracan doesn’t get the glory… but it does get to the campsite.
This tee’s for the driver who:
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Has a UHF that only works on channel 40
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Wears cable ties like recovery gear
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Packs a camp chair that never leaves the boot
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Knows what every new rattle means — and which ones to ignore
She’s rattly, thirsty, and occasionally throws a dash light tantrum…
But she’s still here. And she still bloody sends it.