Funny Triton T-Shirt – Still Climbing Dunes, Still Getting Towed
Regular price
$39.00 AUD
Color
Black
Size
Regular price
$39.00 AUD
Color
Black
Size
You’re the bloke who reckons alloy bash plates make you bulletproof — until the Triton hits sand and your pride hits neutral. You’ve said “She’s never let me down” more times than she’s actually made it home under her own steam.
This tee is for Triton warriors who:
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Call every dune a “challenge” (and every bog a “learning curve”)
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Think a snorkel = submarine
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Spend more time recovering than exploring
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Are somehow still grinning — even while being snatched backwards
Whether you’ve got the MQ, MR, or the mighty ML with a DIY lift and a dream, this shirt’s your badge of comedic honour.