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When the daily grind pushes you to your limits, nothing beats a camping trip to reset your zen. Enter the I Camp Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Hoodie – the perfect mix of cosy and cheeky for those who love escaping into the bush.
Crafted from ultra-soft, durable fabric, this hoodie is built to keep you warm and comfortable on those crisp camping nights. Whether you’re chopping wood, toasting marshmallows, or just sitting back under the stars, this hoodie has got you covered. Literally.
The bold and hilarious slogan not only guarantees a chuckle but also serves as a friendly warning to those who test your patience. It’s the ideal campfire conversation starter (or ender!) and a must-have for anyone who knows the value of solitude and a bit of wilderness therapy.
Perfect for campers, hikers, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh, this hoodie also makes an epic gift for the outdoor enthusiast in your life. So go ahead, toss it on, and let the wild work its magic – because sometimes, all you need is a little fresh air and a lot of space from people.
| Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
| XS | 49 | 69.5 |
| Small | 52 | 72 |
| Medium | 55 | 74.5 |
| Large | 58 | 77 |
| XL | 61 | 79.5 |
| 2XL | 64 | 82 |
| 3XL | 67 | 84.5 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.