$29.25 AUD
Regular price $26.33 AUDConsider this your official disclaimer: if you own a LandCruiser, you will talk about it — unprompted, often, and passionately. This “WARNING: May Spontaneously Start Talking About My LandCruiser” tee is made for every diehard Cruiser fan who can’t resist slipping in a yarn about axle flex, desert crossings, or how “she’ll outlast a nuclear winter.”
Designed like a hi-vis hazard sign, this shirt is perfect for bush mechanics, campfire braggers, and 4WD lifers who think Toyota got it right decades ago and has just been showing off ever since.
Soft, durable, and just obnoxious enough to rile up Patrol owners at the pub, this tee is a must-have for LandCruiser tragics. Just be warned: it won’t stop you from launching into another story about that time you towed a dead Hilux out of the High Country.