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For those days when patience is running low and the nonsense is running high, the “Let’s Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum” Hoodie has you covered – literally. Cosy, comfy, and just cheeky enough to get your message across, this hoodie is perfect for camping trips, fishing weekends, or just avoiding the daily drama.
Ideal for anyone who values their peace and quiet (and their sarcasm), this hoodie makes a bold statement while keeping you warm and toasty. It’s Aussie humour at its finest – laidback, cheeky, and oh-so-relatable.
Key Features:
Warm & Comfy: Soft fleece-lined fabric perfect for chilly mornings and campfire nights.
Unisex Fit: Designed for comfort and available in multiple sizes.
Perfect Gift Idea: Great for those who like to keep it real (and keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum).
Aussie Humour: Classic tongue-in-cheek style that’s sure to get a laugh or two.
Why You’ll Love It:
Sets the tone without saying a word – perfect for no-nonsense days.
Great for camping, fishing, or just navigating life with a touch of humour.
Relatable and hilariously honest – because some days, you’ve had enough.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |