Three jet skis. Two mountain bikes. A kayak, drone, and probably a motorised esky. The Toy Hauler tee is for the camper who packed enough gear to start a rental business — and still forgot his wallet.
Featuring original pencil sketch artwork, this shirt is made for the over-accessorised adrenaline junkie who thinks a two-night trip needs a 12-foot trailer, three tie-down straps, and at least one near-death experience. Food? Who cares. The toys came first.
Unisex fit, chaos-certified comfort, and guaranteed to come with at least one last-minute dash to the servo.