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Embrace peak Aussie culture with the “There’s Nothing More Aussie Than Telling Flies to F*ck Off and Expecting Them to Listen” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone who’s spent time outdoors in Australia, swatting at relentless flies while muttering a few choice words. This shirt is as relatable as it is hilarious, making it a must-have for camping enthusiasts, 4WD adventurers, or anyone who loves a good laugh at our shared Aussie struggles.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee is comfortable enough for any outdoor adventure – whether you’re out bush, around the campfire, or tackling the BBQ. With durable stitching and a classic fit, it’s built to last as long as the Aussie flies you’ll inevitably face.
A perfect gift for your mate who’s always swearing at flies or a cheeky addition to your own wardrobe, this shirt is bound to turn heads and spark laughs wherever you wear it.
| Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
| Small | 47 | 71 |
| Medium | 52 | 75 |
| Large | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| XL | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
| 4XL | 75 | 87 |
| 5XL | 80 | 89 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.