Chilly nights at the campground? No stress—this cozy hoodie keeps you warm while you sip on something stronger. The "We’re Not Alcoholics, We’re Drunks – We Go Camping" hoodie is for tent campers, festival-goers, and off-grid adventurers who know that camping is just an excuse to drink outside.
🏕️ Soft & warm – Fleece-lined for extra comfort.
🍺 Classic pullover fit – Unisex and roomy, perfect for layering.
🔥 Great for all seasons – Wear it around the campfire, on a road trip, or in the bush.
🎁 Perfect for campers – Great for drinking buddies, tent campers, and anyone who prefers a fire over a pub.
Because camping without booze is just surviving.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
Chilly nights at the campground? No stress—this cozy hoodie keeps you warm while you sip on something stronger. The "We’re Not Alcoholics, We’re Drunks – We Go Camping" hoodie is for tent campers, festival-goers, and off-grid adventurers who know that camping is just an excuse to drink outside.
🏕️ Soft & warm – Fleece-lined for extra comfort.
🍺 Classic pullover fit – Unisex and roomy, perfect for layering.
🔥 Great for all seasons – Wear it around the campfire, on a road trip, or in the bush.
🎁 Perfect for campers – Great for drinking buddies, tent campers, and anyone who prefers a fire over a pub.
Because camping without booze is just surviving.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |